DESPERATELY SEEKING SUPERISM
As I’ve pointed out several times, like here, here, here, here and several others, Supers are born, not made. It is imperative that we Mediocre parents properly instruct and raise our children in the ways of Mediocrity.
When this goes awry, the consequences are devastating to the Mediocre Community. Any headway that had been made in regards to Equality, are tossed aside like an expired vending machine sandwich. Although I find this subject painful, it needs to be discussed. Discussed for you, discussed for me, and those who are contemplating a similar stunt.
Enter one Nadya Suleman. A Mediocre by birth, at some point she got it into her head that she wanted to be a Super. There was really only one thing Suleman was good at, in-vitro fertilization. So she decided to run with that talent at an extreme level, in order to gain Superism. As we all know, this attempt ended tragically for her, and her children. Her efforts did not yield the Super credibility she desired. No Super contracts, no Super reality show based upon her life (in the US, there was one that aired in the UK). She instead ended up destitute, filing for bankruptcy and in need of social support programs. Alas, a Mediocre bearing fourteen children did nothing for her social standing.
But my friends, this extreme example of a Mediocre attempting Superism, grows worse. Recently, Ms. Suleman did a nude photo shoot. NSFWOH. Desperate for funds and one last shot to attain Superism, she sold her body for $10,000. With fourteen children, that amount of money, if properly managed, will feed them for about six months. I fear any future acts Ms. Suleman might attempt in order to feed them for the six months after that. I fear we will again be subjected to nude pictures of Suleman. Perhaps engaged in acts of bestiality, or hot dog eating contests.
My Mediocre comrades, please take a moment to consider this story. Consider the impact on society when one of us chooses to maneuver ourselves to Superism. It doesn’t work. All it does do is make us look even less credible. We fight hard to maintain a place in society, the acts of individuals like Suleman does devastating damage to our survival.
Mediocre Stacy does not like to beg linking her site. But this post is different. Please share with your Mediocre friends. This post can serve like those meth billboards we all see. If we can work to alter the course of just one Mediocre attempting Superism, then the linking will be worth it.
***Photo totally swiped from TMZ. I love TMZ. ‘Cept for that narrator/voice guy who does the nightly show. He’s gotta be a Mediocre.***